What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
12.06.2025 01:44
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
share office space ...
Loons and Moons
What are some life hacks for living on your own?
Analysis & Anal Cysts
No go.
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How long does it typically take for prices to return to normal after tariffs are removed?
Catatonics & High Colonics
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Hysterias & Posteriors
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No, not a chance
No way
Still no good
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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Another attempt resulted in ...
Just Forget it!
Then came..
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
So they tried
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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Thumbs down again.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
What does it mean when you dream that your mother died?
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Freaks and Cheeks
Next, they tried...
Minds and Behinds
Unacceptable again!
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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Everyone loved it.
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They put up a sign reading
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
So, the docs changed it to read
Still no good.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Nuts and Butts