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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

12.06.2025 01:44

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

share office space ...

Loons and Moons

What are some life hacks for living on your own?

Analysis & Anal Cysts

No go.

How long does it typically take for prices to return to normal after tariffs are removed?

Catatonics & High Colonics

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Hysterias & Posteriors

HIV Drugs Linked to Lower Alzheimer’s Risk - Neuroscience News

No, not a chance

No way

Still no good

Diabetes drug shows benefits for patients with liver disease - Medical Xpress

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Another attempt resulted in ...

Just Forget it!

What are some alternative ways to express gratitude or acknowledge thanks in English or French without using the phrases "thank you" or "you're welcome"?

Then came..

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

So they tried

Haunting Image Shows The Moon Deimos From The Surface of Mars - ScienceAlert

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Thumbs down again.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

What does it mean when you dream that your mother died?

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Freaks and Cheeks

Fran Tarkenton on Jim Marshall: “He was the greatest leader . . . I’ve ever played with” - NBC Sports

Next, they tried...

Minds and Behinds

Unacceptable again!

Rare Red Sprite Photographed in Tibet Dazzles Social Media - PetaPixel

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Everyone loved it.

He led George W. Bush's PEPFAR program to stop AIDS. Now he fears for its future - NPR

They put up a sign reading

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

So, the docs changed it to read

Alzheimers' risk can be cut by ditching habit as 'positive' research developments made - Daily Express US

Still no good.

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Nuts and Butts