What movies have not aged well?
15.06.2025 13:33

-Bond slapping Tracy.
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
Where and how did ballet originate?
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
You Only Live Twice
Octopussy
Diamonds Are Forever
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-All the bad guys are black.
What are you struggling with in your life? What would you like to have instead?
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-”Ah so!”
If sea levels were rising, wouldn't the acreage of coastal salt marshes increase? Are they?
From Russia With Love
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
Moonraker
How do I become mentally strong?
Live and Let Die
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
The Man with the Golden Gun
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
Dr No
Do most men prefer curvy women or skinny women?
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-J W Pepper
Will Canadians still buy American products?
-”She is very sexyful!”
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
Why does my girlfriend keep asking me if I love her?
Goldfinger
A View to a Kill
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
Is it okay for a wife who comes home from a date to tell her husband what she did?